

TRAVIS: Even better coming out of your mouth. No, seriously though, my username is “forrestgump,” and my password is Onĭ&D Beyond, my username is “benefits.” That way, if you add me to your party, it’ll say we’reįriends with benefits. Over to D&D Beyond, where their new content is like anti-gravity it’s impossible to put down. (clears throat) It’s me, Sam Riegel, the wackiest guy in D&D, telling you to head on TRAVIS: Did it involve fart sounds? Offensive stereotypes? Cursing? Violence? Inappropriate uses

TRAVIS: Oh yeah? Did you write something for tonight? My spots are not controversial in any way. TALIESIN: Honestly, I’m still not sure which of you is Sam. SAM: And you thought no one could tell the difference between me and Max? Little rough, and we needed to have a safe, non-offensive spot this week. It’s nothing personal, it’s just last week’s spot was a You said we were starting at 7:15 tonight. SAM: (shouting) What the fuck is going on?! What– Max?! Are you in my seat?! Go away! Go! What theįuck is happening?! Travis, you emailed me. Waterdeep: Dungeon of the Mad Mage, which is available for preorder and will release on Levels five to 20, explore the legendary undermountain dungeon below the city with

MAX: Anyway, being wacky Sam Riegel means I get to tell you that Waterdeep: Dragon Heist is nowĪvailable on and will guide your Waterdeep campaigns from level one to five. MAX: (as Nott, but badly) Pip pip cheerio! Mystery solved! Roar! Buttons! LAURA: Do the voice, Sam! You’re so good at it! I love D&D Beyond because it helps me organize my character, Nott the Brave, so I can concentrate on MAX: Hey everyone! It’s me, Sam Riegel, the wackiest guy in D&D, to tell you about D&D Beyond! Returning from earlier, near the beginning of the MATT: Before we dive into tonight’s episode, let’s get through some quick announcements for theĮvening. Nerdy-ass voice actors sit around and play Dungeons & Dragons. MATT: Hello everyone, and welcome to tonight’s episode of Critical Role, where a bunch of us Spellings are official, verified by Matthew Mercer. Transcription: u/shadowtag202, /u/yellowenthusiast, /u/youdontknowme23, /u/yellowenthusiast, /u/jarhead551 and & timesetting: the amazing editors of the CRTranscript team. Below is the full transcript of Campaign 2, Episode 34: Encroaching Waters.
